| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chaz Bono / Cautionary Tale | Ralphie May | 3:33 | |
| 2 | Hello Ms. Camel Toe | Ralphie May | 3:52 | |
| 3 | Inappropriate Touches | Ralphie May | 2:56 | |
| 4 | Stonededest I've Ever Been | Ralphie May | 6:41 | |
| 5 | Driving While MExican | Ralphie May | 5:51 | |
| 6 | $97 Salad | Ralphie May | 4:42 | |
| 7 | Black in Alaska | Ralphie May | 2:58 | |
| 8 | New Kind of Brown | Ralphie May | 3:52 | |
| 9 | My Aunt's Roommate | Ralphie May | 3:03 | |
| 10 | Gay Tony | Ralphie May | 5:55 | |
| 11 | Face-Gasms | Ralphie May | 5:37 | |
| 12 | Racial Cookies | Ralphie May | 3:45 | |
| 13 | Dragon Meat | Ralphie May | 3:04 | |
| 14 | Chinese Finger Torture | Ralphie May | 4:18 | |
| 15 | Suck That Bunny | Ralphie May | 4:00 | |
| 16 | Don't Look Up | Ralphie May | 4:56 |
