| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | Greg Behrendt | 0:25 | |
| 2 | Chain Wallet | Greg Behrendt | 1:45 | |
| 3 | Creepy Old Guy | Greg Behrendt | 1:22 | |
| 4 | Adult Rock Show | Greg Behrendt | 3:10 | |
| 5 | Cd Repair Guy | Greg Behrendt | 2:29 | |
| 6 | Ointment | Greg Behrendt | 2:50 | |
| 7 | Chicken Situation | Greg Behrendt | 1:30 | |
| 8 | Terrycloth Belted Coat | Greg Behrendt | 1:24 | |
| 9 | Pile of Ash | Greg Behrendt | 0:46 | |
| 10 | I'm Married | Greg Behrendt | 1:25 | |
| 11 | Stories Are a Gift | Greg Behrendt | 2:56 | |
| 12 | Gaymenight | Greg Behrendt | 0:57 | |
| 13 | Pictionary | Greg Behrendt | 6:19 | |
| 14 | I Can't Fix It | Greg Behrendt | 3:45 | |
| 15 | Shamul | Greg Behrendt | 3:23 | |
| 16 | Porn Chunk | Greg Behrendt | 0:50 | |
| 17 | Tattoos for Daddy | Greg Behrendt | 0:58 | |
| 18 | Ten Dead Minutes | Greg Behrendt | 1:20 | |
| 19 | There Might Be Cake | Greg Behrendt | 1:31 | |
| 20 | Puddin' | Greg Behrendt | 1:20 | |
| 21 | Crybaby Spiderman | Greg Behrendt | 7:08 | |
| 22 | A Metal Song for Me | Greg Behrendt | 0:51 | |
| 23 | Uncool | Greg Behrendt | 3:29 | |
| 24 | Babies Hate Black Sabbath | Greg Behrendt | 2:58 | |
| 25 | Where Is Thumbkin | Greg Behrendt | 2:00 | |
| 26 | Intro Patton Oswalt | Greg Behrendt | 1:22 | |
| 27 | I Don't Hate Vampire Weekend | Greg Behrendt | 4:49 | |
| 28 | Punk Rock Shops | Greg Behrendt | 2:04 | |
| 29 | Tim Tam Tastic | Greg Behrendt | 2:51 |
