| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Last Lager Waltz | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 4:36 | |
| 2 | That's What He Really Said | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 3:49 | |
| 3 | Kev's Courtin' Song | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 3:57 | |
| 4 | Breathe Through My Ears | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 3:44 | |
| 5 | Mick the Master Farter | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 4:47 | |
| 6 | Living Next Door to Alan | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 4:35 | |
| 7 | The Pubic Hair Song | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 4:21 | |
| 8 | It Was over (Kev's Lament) | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 2:54 | |
| 9 | Dick'taphone | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 4:57 | |
| 10 | Hey Santa Claus | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 2:48 |
