| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Meet the Candidate | Pat Paulsen | 1:30 | |
| 2 | Two Cows | Pat Paulsen | 2:42 | |
| 3 | Soldiers' Lament | Pat Paulsen | 1:53 | |
| 4 | Freedom to Censor | Pat Paulsen | 2:46 | |
| 5 | I Will Not Run | Pat Paulsen | 2:23 | |
| 6 | I Will Not Serve | Pat Paulsen | 2:36 | |
| 7 | The Critics Attack | Pat Paulsen | 1:16 | |
| 8 | Counter-Attack | Pat Paulsen | 0:43 | |
| 9 | Slip of the Toungue | Pat Paulsen | 2:22 | |
| 10 | Formal Announcement | Pat Paulsen | 1:47 | |
| 11 | In Your Gourd, You Know He's G | Pat Paulsen | 0:47 | |
| 12 | The Bandwagon | Pat Paulsen | 1:16 | |
| 13 | Humble Beginnings | Pat Paulsen | 1:24 | |
| 14 | The Age of Reason | Pat Paulsen | 2:45 | |
| 15 | Ruthless Denial | Pat Paulsen | 0:35 | |
| 16 | Big Shot | Pat Paulsen | 2:31 | |
| 17 | Victory Rally | Pat Paulsen | 1:37 | |
| 18 | Meet the Prez | Pat Paulsen | 5:16 | |
| 19 | Questions and Evasions | Pat Paulsen | 0:45 | |
| 20 | Messing Around | Pat Paulsen | 1:15 | |
| 21 | The Simple Savior | Pat Paulsen | 3:07 |
