| Title | Artist | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Homeland Security | Mike Vecchione | 2:19 | |
| 2 | Where Heroes Live | Mike Vecchione | 2:52 | |
| 3 | Staten Island Cop | Mike Vecchione | 1:12 | |
| 4 | Areola | Mike Vecchione | 1:37 | |
| 5 | Private Detective Partner | Mike Vecchione | 1:22 | |
| 6 | Gay Marriage | Mike Vecchione | 2:57 | |
| 7 | Pulled over and Tasered | Mike Vecchione | 3:04 | |
| 8 | American Healthcare | Mike Vecchione | 2:28 | |
| 9 | Special Muscles | Mike Vecchione | 2:52 | |
| 10 | Racial Miscommunication | Mike Vecchione | 1:12 | |
| 11 | Deer Hunting | Mike Vecchione | 1:38 | |
| 12 | Facebook / Twitter | Mike Vecchione | 2:21 | |
| 13 | Evolutionary Walk of Shame | Mike Vecchione | 1:19 | |
| 14 | Catholics and Jews | Mike Vecchione | 1:36 | |
| 15 | Who Killed Jesus? | Mike Vecchione | 1:53 | |
| 16 | Government Shut Down | Mike Vecchione | 3:37 | |
| 17 | Transvaginal Mesh | Mike Vecchione | 4:28 | |
| 18 | Check out My Son | Mike Vecchione | 1:37 | |
| 19 | Strategic Drinking | Mike Vecchione | 1:00 | |
| 20 | Muscle Confusion | Mike Vecchione | 1:36 | |
| 21 | Cosmo Quiz | Mike Vecchione | 1:38 | |
| 22 | Strip Poker | Mike Vecchione | 0:52 | |
| 23 | Penis Size | Mike Vecchione | 2:21 | |
| 24 | No Child Left Behind | Mike Vecchione | 0:45 |
