Two and a Half Men, Season 12

Two and a Half Men, Season 12

Two and a Half Men

  • Genre: Comedy
  • Release Date: 2014-10-30
  • Episodes: 15
  • iTunes Price: USD 19.99
  • iTunes HD Price: USD 19.99
From 2,575 Ratings


Walden Schmidt and Alan Harper have spent another year searching for the ideal life. Alan thought he’d found his soulmate in Lyndsey’s future sister-in-law, but it wasn’t meant to be. An attempt to restart his chiropractic business led Alan to disappointment as well. On the plus side, he met his niece, Jenny, who turned out to be just like her father – a partier and a womanizer. Walden also had his share of ups and downs. Just when an old flame returned and he decided she was “The One,” someone else turned up and he was sure she was “The One.” In the end, neither one was “The One.” Berta remained at their sides all along, keeping them grounded. Meanwhile, Evelyn reached contentment, having gained a granddaughter, Jenny, and a 90-year-old billionaire husband. In this final season, Alan and Walden will continue their search for true love, contentment and the meaning of life. And they may actually find a couple of those things!


Title Time Price
1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach 21:09 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza 21:26 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
3 Glamping in a Yurt 21:20 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
4 Thirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight 21:26 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
5 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 21:26 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
6 Alan Shot a Little Girl 20:58 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
7 Sex With an Animated Ed Asner 21:27 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
8 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 21:21 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 21:26 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
10 Here I Come, Pants! 21:23 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
11 For Whom the Booty Calls! 21:25 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 21:27 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
13 Boompa Loved His Hookers 21:23 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 20:49 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes
15 Of Course He's Dead Part 1 and 2 38:59 USD 1.99 Buy on iTunes


  • Vindictive

    By greagstef
    I stopped watching the show after Sheen got fired with the exception of the first episode of season 9, and until recently the final episode. The final episode was great but some of the jokes were personal and vindictive and more about Charlie the man and not Charlie the character, Lorre stooped to Sheen's level, unnecessary. Loved the Silence of the Lambs references!
  • Thank goodness it's over...

    By nitemel
    Time to go out with a whimper...
  • Another one bites the dust

    By Brendan_Da_Reviewer
    This show started out good ended bad. Here is where everything goes south. Rose is making tuna on toast with vodka for someone down in a pit. And after rose said after it eats it changes i thought did Charlie really get hit by a train? How bout no. Alan decided on claiming 2.5 million dollars in honor of his brothers death. Also Alan gets a text that says and I quote I'm coming home and you're going to pay. Then a package is addressed to Charlie which has Cuban Cigars, Scotch, and a Chasing Knife. So then Alan tells Walden that Charlie is still alive. After that every person gets a check for 100,000 dollars except Alan & walden. Then rose comes to the house and explains that she kept Charlie down a pit this entire time. Then Charlie gives walden a text that says I will kill you with my assassins from Mars then write my initials on your forehead. And then they convince the story to the cops. On there way back Charlie writes on the banners Kill Walden & Kill Alan. Then they call every girl that the y ever dated and told every girl goodbye. The cops Called them and told them they found Charlie but sadly it wasn't him once they herd about it they were free as birds. And Walden, Alan, and Berta were on the deck smoking the cigars a piano is being delivered by helicopter and Alan noticed that Charlie had a baby grand just like that. And here comes the sad part those last seconds Charlie rang the doorbell and the piano crashed him like a balloon full of meat. This is the worst finale I've ever seen.

    By IHR1999
    Since Charlie left the show has been terrible in every sense but the series finale is the worst thing ever. Not to mention the end was terrible in every sense. I feel offended to know TWO AND A HALF MEN ended like that.
  • Last 2 Episodes of Two and a Half Man - Awful

    By pilatesteacher
    Disappointment, waste of time & money -I very much enjoyed the show till the last seasons without Charlie. The completion was like a bad un-funny joke. Pathetic, & more pathetic, I bought it-wishing it would be a fun addition to my library. Not.
  • Great show but...

    By 991tts
    I’m not the biggest fan of Ashton Kutcher either BUT he can act and it isn’t his fault that the stories and dialogues are much worse than before. Charlie’s lesbian daughter? Interesting concept but not really a crowd pleaser. Then the „gay“ marriage to be able to adopt a child? What is this? Modern Family? This show worked because of the characters and their quirks and of course because of the raunchy jokes and sexy girls in this show. It could have gone on forever, even with Kutcher but someone came up with the „genius“ idea to change the concept of the storyline and, voila…it went down the drain. So sad. My suggestion: Three Men, Season 1. Actors: Charlie Sheen (coming back from his secret rehab), Ashton Kutcher (who joins Charlie with his new cyber advertising company) and of course Jon Cryer with what he always does best, annoying people. This could be an amazing show and Charlie Sheen has actually proven with Anger Management that he is still in the game. This could be a new chance for the show.
  • So great

    By TeddyJnr
    Definitely worth it, lovin every episode
  • Bring back Charlie

    By Your average listener
    Sorry too say!!!! Ashton you can't act give it up.
  • Hey! You’ve just ruined my favorite show!

    By Sepehr K K
    I really don’t know what has happened there, I’ve loved this show from season 1 to season 11, but now I’m watching the show and I’m really shocked!!! what is happening to this show? where are all the good things that I’ve loved about this show? where are all the great characters? this is just a really sad way to end this show, I’m disappointed.
  • Down Hill

    By OtakufromAZ
    This show has gone seriously down hill, and it's time to pull the plug on it. It stopped being funny years ago and now it's just painful to watch.